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Old 23-04-09
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Default Spring 2009 Millau award nominations...

Awards (in no particular order)

Don’t follow me award – Robin
Attracting small children award – Bachi
Filthy rear end award – Pete
Driving skills award – Drew
Most nuts award – Ollie & Bev (13,000 of them)
Walking home award – Amit
Audrey Hepburn award – Carol
Orange Spitfire award – John
Farmers arms award – James & Sarah
World’s fastest hand puppet award – Ian
Pretend fitness award – Jogging Bottoms

Other nominations welcome...

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You stole my Spa Award - Sarah

Trying to attract small children award - Dan H

You will regret eating that award - Drew

Song to listen to whilst getting caught doing 175km per hr award - Last Train to Trancentral by the KLF

There's no way thats going to ruin my trip award - Speeding tickets / Driving Bans / Breakdowns / Telephone masts

Storm Award - Gerald

The most repetitive lunch award - Ham and Cheese Baguette

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quote of the tour award for 'Devils Jism' Robin
Storm award - Jesus, Mary and f*****g Joseph
Bad French award for 13 thousand nuts - Harsh
most awards on tour award - Drew
most repetition award - everyone for Mont Ventoux
flimsy excuse award - everyone for 'we have to escort Adam up Mont Ventoux'
least German, German award - Carol for drivng a TVR
If you're driving a soft top with the roof up, the storm outside better have a name.
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Most orange driving shoes award - Carol
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The blagging his way around France in other people's cars award - why that would be me of course
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Still waters run deep award - Alex
Having most Twix's in 5 days award - Dan
Even an M3 can be loud award - Stoat
Lying on the floor to get the best shots from cars and bridges award - Sarah
again again again award - all of us
Most crusty baguette award - Drew

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The best place to smoke award - Petrol Stations

The best place to do doughnuts award - Mount Doughnut

The "I nearly smashed my car by accidentally setting off the launch control" award - Yours Truly

The Pooh Sticks award - To be decided by Stewards enquiry
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the stalling mid-donut award - Harsh
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the stalling mid-donut award - Harsh
If you're driving a soft top with the roof up, the storm outside better have a name.
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The Pooh Sticks award - To be decided by Stewards enquiry
Bev is claiming she won that one fair and square........ However, as everyone else that was there has eyes and clearly saw her launch the stick at the water with all her might!!!! I think we should disqualify her.

She would post this herself but is currently outside looking for the dead fish in the pond :smilielol5:
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Least wear and tear to one's own car award! -- Butters and Stoat.

Best use of a little boy award -- Pete

Biggest hair after a 500mile schlep on the motorway with the roof down -- Sarah and Carol

I refuse to wear Denim award -- Schunker (aka. jogging bottoms)

More orange than an orange -- John

Most laid back 'take your time' stroll around your car to pay a toll award -- John


Best way to celebrate with a Black Tie affair -- Everyone


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Default Best use of a little boy award -- Pete

i was waiting for you to say something about me and Jogging Bottoms then!
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i was waiting for you to say something about me and Jogging Bottoms then!
I thought you could challenge Peter, for the "best use of a small boy" award
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Keen award - erm, me - for being in France an hour and a half before the rest of you
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We all know who was best at THIS
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