Spring 2009 Millau award nominations...

[Cactussed]

Awards (in no particular order)

Don’t follow me award – Robin
Attracting small children award – Bachi
Filthy rear end award – Pete
Driving skills award – Drew
Most nuts award – Ollie & Bev (13,000 of them)
Walking home award – Amit
Audrey Hepburn award – Carol
Orange Spitfire award – John
Farmers arms award – James & Sarah
World’s fastest hand puppet award – Ian
Pretend fitness award – Jogging Bottoms

Other nominations welcome...

[scrubberamit]

You stole my Spa Award - Sarah

Trying to attract small children award - Dan H

You will regret eating that award - Drew

Song to listen to whilst getting caught doing 175km per hr award - Last Train to Trancentral by the KLF

There's no way thats going to ruin my trip award - Speeding tickets / Driving Bans / Breakdowns / Telephone masts

Storm Award - Gerald

The most repetitive lunch award - Ham and Cheese Baguette

[Harsh]

quote of the tour award for 'Devils Jism' Robin
Storm award - Jesus, Mary and f*****g Joseph
Bad French award for 13 thousand nuts - Harsh
most awards on tour award - Drew
most repetition award - everyone for Mont Ventoux
flimsy excuse award - everyone for 'we have to escort Adam up Mont Ventoux'
least German, German award - Carol for drivng a TVR

[Cactussed]

Most orange driving shoes award - Carol

[TheStoat]

The blagging his way around France in other people's cars award - why that would be me of course :)

[Carol]

Still waters run deep award - Alex
Having most Twix's in 5 days award - Dan
Even an M3 can be loud award - Stoat
Lying on the floor to get the best shots from cars and bridges award - Sarah
again again again award - all of us
Most crusty baguette award - Drew

[scrubberamit]

The best place to smoke award - Petrol Stations

The best place to do doughnuts award - Mount Doughnut

The "I nearly smashed my car by accidentally setting off the launch control" award - Yours Truly

The Pooh Sticks award - To be decided by Stewards enquiry

[Cactussed]

the stalling mid-donut award - Harsh

[Harsh]

the stalling mid-donut award - Harsh

:blush5:

[jumplead]

The Pooh Sticks award - To be decided by Stewards enquiry

Bev is claiming she won that one fair and square........ However, as everyone else that was there has eyes and clearly saw her launch the stick at the water with all her might!!!! I think we should disqualify her.

She would post this herself but is currently outside looking for the dead fish in the pond :smilielol5:

[Butters]

Least wear and tear to one's own car award! -- Butters and Stoat. ;)

Best use of a little boy award -- Pete

Biggest hair after a 500mile schlep on the motorway with the roof down -- Sarah and Carol

I refuse to wear Denim award -- Schunker (aka. jogging bottoms)

More orange than an orange -- John

Most laid back 'take your time' stroll around your car to pay a toll award -- John


Best way to celebrate with a Black Tie affair -- Everyone :party:


James. :)

[scrubberamit]

i was waiting for you to say something about me and Jogging Bottoms then!

[Dan H]

i was waiting for you to say something about me and Jogging Bottoms then!

I thought you could challenge Peter, for the "best use of a small boy" award :D

[Dan H]

Keen award - erm, me - for being in France an hour and a half before the rest of you :)

[Ben-san]

We all know who was best at THIS (http://www.freefrogger.org/) :D

[Bigburd]

We all know who was best at THIS (http://www.freefrogger.org/) :D


We want to beat Drew at Toll Plaza Frogger Award - Everyone who didn't notice the Gendarmarie at Millau

Most Miles on a Run Flat Tyre - Adam

Get you going award - Robin and Ben for the speaker wire repair on a Cerbie Clutch

Wacky Races Award - Cirby John <cough> for his oil

Most Caffeine - Robin

Most Engine Management Lights - shortlist includes S2000/R32

Most Haribo consumed through entire trip - nominations please...

[Dan H]

I did pretty well on the Haribo front. . . .

Got through about 6 large packs :D

[Ben-san]

Get you going award - Robin and Ben for the speaker wire repair on a Cerbie Clutch


:D

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[Dan H]

Quality :D

A sad "don't follow me award" for Steve & Karen (S2000) :(

Steve is feeling better now though :)

[m1bjr]

Quality :D

A sad "don't follow me award" for Steve & Karen (S2000) :(

Steve is feeling better now though :)

That should be a "Dont follow me to the toilet" award Dan LOL :leaving:

[Mustow]

....and finally... a "didn't get mentioned in the awards once" award to ME ...:nopity:

[Dan H]

The "most gravel in hair award".

This is tricky because I'm not sure if it should go to the person who put the gravel there or the person who had the gravel.

So either Carol or me - lesson learnt, don't follow Carol too closely in future :D

[Carol]

The "most gravel in hair award".

This is tricky because I'm not sure if it should go to the person who put the gravel there or the person who had the gravel.

So either Carol or me - lesson learnt, don't follow Carol too closely in future :D


Note to self: as long as a well driven S2K is able to follow me too closely I AM STILL driving like a girl...
have to work on this... :coolgleamA:

[Dan H]

I refer you to my on tour comment, regarding which "girl" you drive like :D

[Harsh]

I refer you to my on tour comment, regarding which "girl" you drive like :D

agreed and bear in mind that Dan is no ordinary driver.